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The jokes were well delivered; I chuckled at them.

the animation quality was good.

The sound recording and voice acting could use some work.

Overall, the quality is pretty high. keep practicing and you could become very popular here.

3/5

Brilliant

This was...interesting.

I'm not sure I understood why there was a talking shark and...whatever the other one was, but I digress.

The quality was good, and it was well-written. I chuckled at the Mainframe computer.

Voice acting was solid, the jokes were well delivered, but the kid needs more practice.

Overall, I give a 3.5/5

Good luck on your future productions.

I expected this to be crap, but it was surprisingly good. Especially for a sprite animation.

Props

3/5

I've been waiting for this to show up here...

5/5

Usually when there is a BUNCH of submissions under judgement (right now, there's over 50!), I look at the icons and long descriptions, and vote 5 or 0 based on whether or not I think they will pass, leaving opinion at the door. For submissions with icons below a certain level of quality, I let them play for 5 seconds, which is usually enough time to decide whether or not any effort was put in, and whether or not they will likely pass.

I sometimes leave a review as well.

However, for your video, not only did I automatically vote 5 based on the level of quality in the icon, but I actually sat down and watched the whole thing, because you actually managed to pull me in before I even watched it. You made me WANT to watch it. So congratulations on that.

For my actual opinion, I liked it, animation was well done, I watched the loop about three times.

3.5/5 Awesome

I like how this is rated T (so I assume it's SFW), yet you showed the guy's asshole (NSFW).

Alright, I'm gonna be brutally honest now. Serious review time.

Pros:

Animation's good; very detailed art. Just what I'd expect from one of the "big shots"

The voice acting is spot on. I was convinced that I was listening to a man cowering in fear on a shitter.

Cons:

I easily recognized the Spriggin' sound from King's quest. How about some originality? Using the spriggin sound is like using the wilhelm scream.

The premise is cheesy, the situation is unrealistic (or at least the character's a pussy), and it didn't really "pull me in". I felt kinda like I was watching a demented kid's show.

There's not much story; it's just a random guy taking a shit in an outhouse in the middle of nowhere.

Little character development; he never says anything. Just gasps and sighs.

To be accurate at all, this should be rated 'M' because of the asshole (raise the nudity level to excessive if you must), then I'd've at least seen it coming and not watch this shit in my living room, lol.

Maybe I didn't get it, but I sure wasn't fond of it.

2.5/5

I'm surprised to give a score like this to someone like you. I'm disappointed.

Come on, Red.

redminus responds:

Well yeah, but that's sort of the whole thing with the Movie Jams, it's not about creating your best work ever, it's about working with your team to get things over the finish line as best as you can within the very short time frame. Obviously many of the Flashes that get finished might not stand on their own as well outside of the context of the Movie Jam, but they're not necessarily supposed to :/

And I'll be spinning in my grave the day that showing a cartoon butthole is considered "Mature".

Very...goofy.

I watched it twice, so you're doing something right.

Given that this isn't a really serious submission, I don't think a critique is necessary.

It's entertaining

3/5

MVPTOAST responds:

i like comments but i hate thoose serious ones so l like what u did there :)

Good as usual, rice.

But I have one question. Why is this so laggy after Mario jumps on him?

I don't understand why it does it every time, but it brings my browser to an almost crashed state. Maybe you should look into that :/

4/5

RicePirate responds:

I think it's the vcam.... I'll what I can do!

It's a good animation, but there are some problems:

1) Copyrighted music

2) Music is too loud

3) An "intro test" is not for the flash portal, this sort of content should be uploaded to your dump

2/5 Considering the Animation quality, completion, sound quality, and other things.

cyanide43 responds:

I just wanted some feedback. Thanks for the comment!

Hi. I make games and software. I'm not on NG much, but feel free to peruse my youtube and gitlab for interesting stuff.

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