B1KMusic's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bach - Joy of Man's Desiring]

Actually most of these songs were made in a day. I didn't buy FL studio. I just got the demo and did what I could in one sitting.

This one...I dunno. Can't remember if i was serious or trolling with this one...

[The Final Countdown [Remix]]

Made this in literally 12 minutes.

Definitely a troll.

Still puzzled as to why the people like it, bu okay.

[B1K - Requiem of Temptation]

Troll song.

noun of noun. Notice that pattern? What exactly is a requiem anyway?

I just flipped to random dictionary pages to find these words. They meant precisely dick.

Essentially the title means "Church of Temptation". Wow, that could actually be a good song or musical group name.

[B1K - Odyssey of Destiny]

I slightly altered the random end riff from "_-~~`::Life Odyssey::`~~-_", great title, eh? That was making fun of the people who would put a shit ton of symbols in their titles so that people would notice the song and listen to it. Kinda like when people sign up as "zzusernamezz" to make fun of the "straight edge", or "XxSTRAIGHT3DG35748768xX" people.

Yyyyep, the username was a joke too. Though, weirdly, the 1000 stuck around, and became part of my current username as "1K", or "one grand". Though I always say it "one kay" FUCK ME IM GETTING OFF TOPIC

Anyways, I turned it into a repetitive loop and labeled it as a song.

Though I did have some fun with it. At 2:00, if you managed to site through that rape-fest before it, you'll notice a soothing, pleasant ending.

[B1K - Epidemy of justice]

I think the names are a good hint as to which are troll songs.

Actually, this was half serious.

[Silent Hill - Promise Remix]

I actually did put effort into this one.

First serious song, yay!

Though I didn't know how to filter out the sustain, and the song did get a bit polluted.

I'll just give it 5 stars. Though It probably deserves about 4.

I really couldn't think of anything for the replies, so they were generic thank yous.

The people here are so nice! Maybe too nice...

[B1K - Life Odyssey]

With the unwarranted frustration of not getting my intentional typo pointed out, I made this. Subtlety wasn't exactly on my mind. I really spammed the fuck out of the pads.

Drags on too long, slow, and the crazy piano riff at the end just jumps straight the fuck out of nowhere. Not only that, but it's not even on key.

I didn't know too much about theory back then, but I knew when something was off-key, and I was definitely pushing it by moving the riff off-key.

Somehow the song's still half decent...

[Natasha B. ANGEL Remix]

Oh boy.

I just made the most lazy "remix" of Angel I could make. Though it's not at all a remix. I actually didn't know that at the time.

It's more of a "rendition", but whatever.

I remember that at the time I replied to mage, I was hoping someone would notice the wrong use of "your" and PM me about it. Yeah, I know. Lame.

I guess I had too high expectations of what people would point out. Things always seemed to slip through the cracks, which frustrated me. Cause I was trying to get reactions like "wtf is this shit. BOOOO"

[B1K - Epic Song 4]

I think Den pointed out pretty much most of what's wrong with this one.

Note: what he's talking about is the author comments. Though when I made B1KMusic, I was paranoid that I'd be found out and banned, so I tried my damnedest to cover up my trolling, deleting descriptions, deleting the replies. I don't really think it's a big deal now since I DID follow the ToS. But still, lol.

As you can see, I did re-post the reply.

[B1K - Epic Song 3]

I remember this one. Definitely a troll.

Intro longer than 1 minute? Check

Sound clutter? Check

Bad/No EQ? Check

Unfitting sounds? Check

Misleading/wrong genre? Check