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B1KMusic
Hi. I make games and software. I'm not on NG much, but feel free to peruse my youtube and gitlab for interesting stuff.

Braden @B1KMusic

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I've done it!

Posted by B1KMusic - October 10th, 2014


I have succeeded in writing the greatest novel of all time!

Read it here!

The best thing about this story is that it always changes. You will never grow bored with this book, unlike other books that always have the same story. The story is very easy-to-follow, with a few gripping mysteries and incredible puzzles appearing throughout. The English is fluent and perfect, with zero grammatical errors, perfect punctuation, and impeccable capitalization! The story also never ends!

 

What more could you ask for in a novel?


Comments

U so Awesome :D

I know, I know :D

With such amazing lines as

"big dog the dog ate his mattress, he had no idea what that meant"

"his wife never existed...but why?"

"the fanatical dog ate his mattress tree oh no!"

"apple woman years!!!"

and

"three four thousand like, ate the unfortunately, big dog but why? But why? Green apple oh no! Fanatical Ipsum, the vampire, was under his bed the entire time!"

A grand achievement! I could keep reading this forever! I mean literally... it never ends :P Spotted a couple of Ipsums in there though, wonder if there are some Lorems too hmm...

There definitely are, keep looking!

Here's another fantastic line.

The one thing we will never know, however, is that his wife, the valiant dog, never existed... tree.

Damn, I should win an oscar!