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B1KMusic
Hi. I make games and software. I'm not on NG much, but feel free to peruse my youtube and gitlab for interesting stuff.

Braden @B1KMusic

Age 29, Male

Programmer/Musician/

fish

Earth, Milky Way

Joined on 6/19/11

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U so Awesome :D

I know, I know :D

With such amazing lines as

"big dog the dog ate his mattress, he had no idea what that meant"

"his wife never existed...but why?"

"the fanatical dog ate his mattress tree oh no!"

"apple woman years!!!"

and

"three four thousand like, ate the unfortunately, big dog but why? But why? Green apple oh no! Fanatical Ipsum, the vampire, was under his bed the entire time!"

A grand achievement! I could keep reading this forever! I mean literally... it never ends :P Spotted a couple of Ipsums in there though, wonder if there are some Lorems too hmm...

There definitely are, keep looking!

Here's another fantastic line.

The one thing we will never know, however, is that his wife, the valiant dog, never existed... tree.

Damn, I should win an oscar!